Real Estate Honesty Translator

A browser extension that translates flowery real estate marketing copy into honest, witty descriptions. Same facts, zero delusion.

Install for Chrome Free — 10 translations to start
Before
Welcome to your dream home in the heart of Austin! This stunning mid-century gem has been lovingly updated while preserving its original charm and character. The chef's kitchen features premium granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, and a breakfast bar perfect for entertaining. The primary suite is a true retreat with a spa-like bathroom. This one won't last long!
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After
It's a house. It has walls, a roof, and a price tag that suggests the sellers think "original charm" is worth a $200K premium over the Zestimate. Built in 1978, which the listing poetically describes as "mid-century" — technically correct if you consider 1978 the middle of a very long century.

The kitchen has granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, which is real estate speak for "we did the same renovation as everyone else in 2019." There's a breakfast bar for "entertaining," by which they mean your partner can watch you burn toast while sitting down.

BS Rating: 🐂🐂🐂🐂 (4/5) — Heavy on the dream-selling, light on the "$4,850/month mortgage" part.

How It Works

1

Install the extension

Add it to Chrome from the Web Store. Takes 5 seconds.

2

Visit any listing

Zillow, Redfin, Airbnb, Realtor.com, Trulia — it works everywhere.

3

Click "Translate"

The floating button appears automatically on real estate sites. Or use the popup.

4

Read the honest version

The marketing copy is replaced with a witty, honest translation right on the page. Toggle back to the original anytime.